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GARY COLE BRINGS GOOD NEWS FROM THE FUTURE IN FIRST NATIONAL TV CAMPAIGN FOR KABBAGE
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- January 22, 2019

Gary Cole, the charismatic everyman best known for playing the prototypical awful boss in “Office Space” and inept data fetishist Kent Davison on “Veep,” (not to mention voicing Harvey Birdman), finally gets a role he hasn’t played before: time-traveling spokesman from the future.

In new spots for Kabbage, a provider of capital to small businesses, Cole calms the fears of a panicky team that needs funding, pronto. Ten minutes from now, it’ll all be taken care of. Cue another visitor from the future: Cole 10 days hence, sporting a tux and champagne ready to pop, after the team has won a big account.

 

Read more about Dugan O’Neals new campaign on AdAge.